Wednesday, 24 September 2014

some Pirate Humour


- Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... It’s rated AARRRRGGH!

- What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet? ..........ARRRR!

- What kind of socks does a pirate wear? .......... AARRRRGGHyle!

- What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? ..........Add a gAARRRRGGHnish!

- Why do pirates go on holiday? ..........To get some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

- Where do pirates keep their cookies?....... In a jARRRR!

- What are pirates afraid of? ....... The dARRRRRRRRRRK!

- What did the pirate do to his drowning first mate?..... C P ARRRRRRRRR!

- Why are pirates the coolest?...... They just ARRRRRRRR!

A boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate to go trick or treating. He knocks on the door and a man answers "Oh, I see you're dressed as a pirate, but where are you buccaneers?"   The kid replies "On the side of my buckin' head!"